My water cooler has sprung a leak. I put a black plastic bowl underneath to catch the drips.
The next morning the water had formed a perfect sonogram-like fetus-shaped pool.
I hate that something so stupid can still cause such a sharp reaction in me, and that I’m still thinking about that peanut shape days later.
It’s Whiny Wednesday. What’s making you want to kick something today?
P.S. The following day, the “water baby” had changed into a heart. Interpret that as you will.